Donkey Punch

When a female gets smacked across the face with a donkey sized dick

Girl 1: what’s that long bruise on your face
Girl 2: Malcom donkey punched me last night and almost knocked me out with his donkey dick

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donkey whip

When guy whaps girls face with hard on during blowjob .

My girl was blowing me and I pulled out and donkey whipped her with my rock hard slightly larger than above average gurthy cock of magic.

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donkey whopped

Very similar to the donkey punch except this is when the female is being triple penetrated and all three of the men count to 3 and on three all of them punch her as hard as they can. A good donkey will let out a grunt and tighten up a bit and keep going. It is a great test for girlfriend material

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Donkey Balls

The testicles of the animal Equus asinus, oft referred to as a donkey or ass.
Commonly used in expression of disdain or rage.

Todd: Aw, crap! I forgot the drinks!
Chad: Donkey balls! Now what will we do?

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spicy donkey

When a man shakes Red Hot or Tabasco on his girl's chocolate starfish after donkey punching her.

Phil gave Elaine a spicy donkey.

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donkey dick

when a person (not specified if man or woman.) has a huge fucking dick

sir/ma'am you have a donkey dick

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froth donkey

Refers to someone who is in a constant state of pisswreckness and can never get any.

Hey look at the chick she's such a froth donkey.

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