Jew-lag

A feeling similar to jet lag that Jewish people experience the day after Yom Kippour. This feeling is experienced because many will take something to try to sleep away most of the fast, therefore making them seem jet lagged because their sleep schedule is off

John came into work the day after Yom Kippour but was sluggish the whole day because he was Jew-lagged

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jew hater

A piece of shit who has nothing better to blame for his own failures, so he blames Jews.

Person 1: Mel Gibson is such a fucking jew hater.
Person 2: Ya that fuck has to get a life.

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Jew Crew

a group of kids who live in park city utah and have recently started a hip hop band, the roam the streets aimlessly asking people, strange, strange things

girl: hey do you guys have a cigarette?

boy: um no sorry

another girl in background: can you suck my dick?

girl:...what?

boy: oh theyre in Jew Crew dont worry about it, they do stuff like that alot

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jew scout

A person who is a jew and a boy scout or cubscout. So there for they are a jew scout.

Hey i know that jew scout.

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religious jew

while getting a blow job, right before ejaculating you shove ur pubes in her face causing her to choke from your long grown out pubic hair just like the jews head, and at that moment you must yell MAZEL TOV!

in a state of boredom while getting sucked on, i decided to make things interesting by using my.... "religious jew " ....subsequently the bitch was blinded for a week

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jew cream

1. a glow available to all religions and sects...usually resulting in rewards that are normally only possible for a jew. A non jewish person can attain such status by accomplishing goals dedicated to ruthless business and attaining high levels of regard from others. when one attains such a glow, it is said they are using "jew cream" 2. helping to exclaim excitement over getting a bangin' bag, picking up a bangin' girl, or attaining a bangin' job. 3. Status Quo of a dignified, expert Jew. Also see Jewru

"Look at that Benz, that boy be using Jew Cream."
"He got a new job, thats because he shined up with Jew Cream"
"Wipe your Jew Cream off."

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Jew trickery

When one uses the circle game to get a free punch

Look at this
‘Looks at circle below waist’
What the fuck was that for
Bro y u mad, it’s just a bit of Jew trickery

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