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Despite the fact their sports uniforms closely resemble it, they are in fact not MuzzBuzz employees. Asking them for a toasted sandwich and a coffee during any sporting event will only earn you blatant looks of disapproval. Although, most students might as well be training to be MuzzBuzz employees because unless you’re getting the top grades, nobody really gives a damn about whether you’ll succeed. Their summer uniform isn’t any better, it causes the whole school to resemble a settlement of convicts. Which is quite fitting, it does feel like a jail when you come back after the Christmas holidays.
"Those students from Methodist ladies College look like escaped prison convicts, they really need to fix that uniform."
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A school in England filled to the brim with chavs who have an IQ in the negatives. If you do not conform, you will be bullied by the small-minded peeps of LMS. Oh, and things went to sh*t ever since the new headteacher came around. Muck-up day? Banned. House plays? Of course not! (Yep, she literally banned FUN).
If you roll your skirt up so high that everyone can see your arse, then you're considered the best thing since sliced bread. Otherwise, RIP.
Person 1: 'Those chavs are so annoying!'
Person 2: 'Eh, we must be close to Lady Margaret's School.'
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The hanging fat on the back of the arms above the elbow and under the armpit of a woman. No muscle (tricep) all blubber.
Look at the lunch lady arms on that pig.....
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nerdspeak for female fuck buddy.
Nerd : hey, wanna be my naked makeout lady for the forseeable future ?
Woman : hmmm, that sounds like nerdspeak for something. Since I don't have my 'Nerdspeak To English' dictionary with me, what does it mean ?
Nerd : well, in your language it means 'female fuck buddy'.
Woman : Oh. Well, no thank you.
Nerd : Well, have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies.
Woman : More nerdspeak ?
Nerd : Yep.
Woman : what could 'have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies' possibly mean ?
Nerd : it means, 'fuck you, bitch' !
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A lady who spends most of her time wandering around the town of Guildford, seemingly aimlessly. She has Think white eye brows, long white hair, and most noticeably a long white beard. She is a legend in Guildford and is loved by many, she is however ridiculed by chavs, but she doesn't care, she is a lone warrior.
Guildfordian: Hey Look! It's the bearded lady of guildford!
Guildfordian 2: Hey quick, video her on your phone and put it on Youtube!
Chav: Hey look! it's the bearded lady of Guildford!
Chav 2: Quick lets all throw our Mcdonalds chips at her!
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Usually said by Shane Dolan the man himself. Usully meaning 'Mother' or 'mammy' xx
"Who were you with last ni?"
"Ur auld lady x"
A lesbian woman. Named after the comfortably-shod Canadian chanteuse, KD Lang. Who is yet to find herself the right man
"I used to love Sam Fox in the 1980s, I dreamt about marrying her"
"No chance mate, she's a KD lady"
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