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When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper
Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.
Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.
Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"
Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.
You bro you got any toilet paper
THEY STILL HAVE THAT
When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.
You bro you got any toilet paper
THEY STILL HAVE THAT
Something that our future generations won't have any memory of.
Kid born in 2075: The fuck is toilet paper
Father: Sit down son, I need to tell you a story
one of the most expensive things you can buy during the CoronaVirus because everyone is buying it.
you simply cant find it anywhere
For some reason people think wiping their ass is more important than eating or drinking
damn it i cant wipe my ass because everyone in the whole wold has bought all the toilet paper!!!