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Someone who can't help returning to travels, especially the beach.
I've been living back in my hometown for two years now after Peace Corps, I'm getting restless. What can I say, I've got sand in my shoes.
When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
Brown, leather, old looking shoes worn by a guy named Boris. They have been on TV once. They look brandless and beaten when new. A B in scripted on the back. No one has seen these shoes in the wild, only Boris wears them.
Look at them Boris shoes man
The shoe trumpet is when you cut the end of a shoe off and insert it in your partners private part and blow air into it to fill her up and make her queef
"Yo I tried the shoe trumpet with Tammy lee last night she queefed so long"
Those with ridiculously stupid shoes
Has been known to force people to drop out of Sixth Form.
Often seen in the coventry area.
Not to be confused with Sophie Robinson (See The Mighty Boosh)
Spoofy Shoes!!! Don't worry Hill, her name's Sophie (oh shi*)
The definition of, “Shouba” is ugly, bad, looking, stupid, etc.
Your mom is Shouba (Shoe-Buh).