Toledo War

a conflict lasting from 1835–1836

Due to the lack of satellite images and other modern technologies, state lines used to be very difficult to distinguish based on maps and geography. The Michigan and Ohio land claims overlapped slightly in a 468 sq. mile area called the Toledo Strip. The two were poised to go to war over this area of land (though the only casualty was a minor wound from a penknife), and it was only the fact that Michigan was not yet a state that kept the dispute from more bloodshed.

An agreement was reached; Michigan would cede the Toledo Strip to Ohio in exchange for statehood and the Upper Peninsula (at the time thought to be a useless bit of woodland). The Upper Peninsula was likely to have been given to Wisconsin, but it was not until 1841 that the rich copper deposits in the U.P. were discovered.

Historians, while unable to agree on which state won the Toledo War, unanimously agree that it was the state of Wisconsin which lost.

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war hamster

Someone really prepared to go into the magical abyss where people fuck their daughters in the car to the armoured dinosaur forest.

Hey dude you can’t go there it’s too dangerous.
Mate I’m a fucking war hamster!

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Mother War

A character in the emo-rock album, The Black Parade by the band My Chemical Romance.

The song Mama is about Mother War.

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Draconian War

When Vestroia became Draconia, a war was started on Earth 2. Territories left and right would fall to their knees. CL became Draconian CL. Years passed until the CL Revolution when the war ended.

Our lessen today is on The Draconian War

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doing the wars

having a interesting conversation that lasts a while

'This is boring, lets start the wars'
or
'I've been trying to get to sleep, but all i can hear is you two doing the wars!'

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JB War

a stupid false war between the Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber. Beliebers seem to feel the need to prove that Justin Bieber is the orginal JB when everybody knows the Jonas Brothers were first. Fortunately, this so called war is completely untrue. The Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber couldn't give two shits about this so called war. both are making the money they need to.

selena: have you heard justin's new song boyfriend?
demi: ew, who cares? did you hear the jonas brothers are writing new music? finally new stuff from the real jb
selena: the jonas brothers are so last year and justin is the real jb anyway.
miley: guys.. shut up. there's no jb war.

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war whales

A dogshit clan in a mobile game Clash of Clans who can't mod their way to victory.

War Whales could fell out of playoffs even after modding.

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