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distracting the goalie from your dogs girl
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OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag
them, or do anything to them because they're short!
Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...
you better hide.
Girl1: hey it’s October 24th :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t
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An elite squad of cowboy ninja ghosts that are masters at everything in all the universes especially at blanket throwing which is a very deadly skill
"Man hurry up! If we're gonna rob we have to do it fast before.........OH SH!T ITS THE BLANKET THROWING COWBOY NINJA GHOSTS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AHHHHHHHHHHHH LAAAAAAAAAAAA (blanket throwing ninja ghosts easily destroy the robbers with their blankets in seconds leaving no evidence or trace of their exsistence there}
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When you are ready to throw it down and give it your all plus a little extra, regardless how fucked up it might be.
Dude 1: "So he was fucking with your girl right?"
Dude 2: "Yeah son! He's gonna pay!"
Dude 1: "You gonna show him up?"
Dude 2: "I'm gonna throw it down like shit in the mouth!"
Dude 1: "Holy shit dude, don't go that far, just knock him out, that should teach him"
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NOT PUTTING UP WITH ANY NONSENCE FROM ANOTHER PERSON
IM TOO SMART TO DEAL WITH YOUR BOGUS LIE, SO DONT THROW YOUR STUPID AT ME, SIMPLE TERM IS THIS PERSON IS TRYING TO THROW STUPID AT ME
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Like Throwing a hotdog down the hallway, but the vagina is much looser.
That prostitute had sex so much it was like throwing a hotdog down the grand canyon.
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An act so horrible that no one could do it on purpose. Johnny Appleseed frowns upon this act, as do hot jewish MILFs who i would like to fuck
Scott was a moron and threw out an apple pie at Mcdonalds
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