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Battle-tit

A popular two-player game, similar to "battleship," that requires no equipment except a shirt worn. The object of battle-tit is to poke out both nipples of the opposing player. The game is played through respective turns. Every turn, a player attempts to poke the nipple of the opposing player. The opposing player must keep still, and then announce whether the active player has poked them in the nipple or not, saying "hit" or "miss". The first player to "hit" both nipples is declared the winner.

"Hey Grace, I'm bored. Wanna play some battle-tit?"
"Sorry Henry, but the first rule of battle-tit states that girls cannot play."

by HaleStorm!! November 19, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pork tits

Bitch Tits, Man Tits, big meaty man boobs.

The tank top Steve was wearing couldn't contain his dd pork tits.

by the real DTRAIN March 30, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sally's tits

Things one shits on.

Shit all over Sally's tits! (SAOST)

by Captain Scotland September 12, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


nippleless-tit

a way to describe something/someone that is useless. similar in meaning to tits on a bull

He's about as useful as a nippleless-tit.

by Paul J Parkinson March 24, 2005

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cat Tits

a dance involving many mexicans and several zebras having anal sex.

Hey Mexicans, do you know the cat tits?

by Ben Doverbiiiiicih October 6, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Queer as Tits

the act of being so awkward you're gay.

GF: Hey babe can i have a quick massage?
BF: No.
GF: You're queer as tits.

by Roman&Spasdiii February 22, 2012

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tit Teaser


A female, usually with large breasts, who deliberately attracts men's or lesbians' eyes to her tits by wearing a T-Shirt/top with an advertising slogan/logo/cute saying etc...Strategically
positioned right across her tits.

The professional Tit Teaser

A female who is paid to wear a promotional T Shirt/top with the advertising positioned right across her tits

Q.
"How can we promote our music this summer"?

A.
"get a Tit Teaser to walk around the malls and festivals"



by APPLEBY-QUOTES October 4, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž