titty nigga

a friend who is engaged in a perpetual bigger, better, best contest with everyone else in the group

fuckboy

Last week I showed John my new phone and the case I got and this week that titty nigga had the same phone and an even better case!

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Titty splitty

Occurs when a female places purse strap between her breasts causing clearly defined seperation of the titties, abnormal tightness of surrounding shirt material and sore necks for the double-taking males that are within sight. In addition, a titty splitty allows males to better approximate the size and shape of a woman's breasts.

Damn, those are the biggest blobs I've ever seen rocked in a titty splitty.

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cow titty

a cow titty is universally called "the udder"

The farmer loved touching the cow titty, for it was the only titty he could get

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Tittie Maraca

A tittie maraca is when a man or a woman rubs his/her tits together to create a maraca like sound. It is a creative art form and is commonly used by naked Africans.

That tittie maraca dance you did was so good. How can you have such huge tits? Can I touch them?

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torpedo titties

boobs that are extremely small and have no roundness, they just point out like little triangles.

her boobs are so small she's not even wearing a bra, but maybe she should because now everyone knows she has torpedo titties.

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titty slap

when a bitch requires a slap but you don't want to decrease her dollar value by leaving a mark on her face so you slap her tittys

Kelly: i just got fuckin titty slapped by a monkey.
kayla: dammit it was a titty slap? so your still worth more then my whore ass.

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shitty titty

When a male puts his ass in a ladies' cleavage and takes a perfectly round-shaped shit in between her breasts. The Lady then proceeds to titty fuck the shit log as if it were a man's penis.

After I met dave at the local pub, he took me back to his place for espresso and a shitty titty.

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