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When one's penis is not at full erection and it bends in half when insertion is attempted during a sexual encounter, like a train wreck. Usually the result of nervousness, over intoxication, lack of viagra, or other reasons unknown.
Yo bro, Last night, after drinking 12 pabst blues at your double wide, I amtrak dicked off that chicks labia 4 times before she finally called me out. She all like piece out, don't forget your shoes.
Dude, I had Amtrak Dick so bad last night, there were no survivors.
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1. A guy that jacks off way to much.
Dude were you jacking off again, we're out of lotion again...you're such a Wrench Dick.
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Bad dick game
Totally not strong
Nicole: I finally slept with Connor
Chloe: how was it?
Nicole: totally Wack dick he sucked in the sack
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When someone brags about their dick you stand up and shout dicks on table you both unzip your pants and whoever is the biggest wins.
He said he had a big dick so i said dicks on table and won
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(verb) -ing Showing your privates over a Zoom call
(noun) Someone who shows his privates over a Zoom call
Jeffrey Toobin is a Zoom Dick by Zoom Dicking.
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A penis that measures at 30cm or more, the average size of a ruler.
1. She say that I got a ruler dick
2. Man I got a ruler dickz
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To be so depressed that one's penis cannot become properly erect.
Surprise, Jordan has mopy dick today.
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