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send dick pics to mad girls but never hook up
i swear mike keene is a horny matt
Soul leader of the Illuminati. Described as "dangerous".
"Miley Cyrus is an illuminati minion run by Matt Ferrugia"
Soul leader of the Illuminati. Described as "dangerous".
"Miley Cyrus is an illuminati minion run by Matt Ferrugia"
A person who is so undereducated that they believe it is okay to have sex with their cousin. Never has moved out of their parents home, and their dad filmed underage girls changing for band practice.
Inbreeding can lead to multiple birth defects, don’t be a Matt Maxwell
"Matt Fish-ing” someone is when you say you'll talk to someone, but then don't answer your phone."
Did you talk to John? I was supposed to, but he Matt Fish-ed me all day.
A true ladies man in his own eyes- often looking lost with a dumb look on his face. He is an Ogre but a softy. Falls in love faster than a desperate lesbian and will take anything home to meet mom. Known for his skills in strength and crying instantaneously. He is however a good guy and a loyal friend.
That Matt Fish is a stupid mook- told the stripper he is in love with her after one lap dance.
The perfect example of a ride or die love! These two are the definition of an amazing couple. They love fierce and have overcome obstacles only others can dream of. It is the greatest love story of all time. Best friends until the end.
Look at Kristan & Matt… I wanna be just like them.