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A purple popsicle is when you fuck barney in Antarctica so hard that he falls apart and you just have purple on yo dik.
Man I just purpled popsicled for the third time this month!
My first purple popsicle of my life is happenin on Wednesday... hopefully.
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She liked the flowers so much, I even got her to play the purple trombone.
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the phrase scottish people can't say
person 1: can you say purple burglar alarm
Scot: purlpe burgalr alamr
Special phrase Kim Taehyung made for BTS and ARMY. BTS and ARMY obviously don't own the color but "I Purple You" phrase CAN'T be use to comfort other group for whatever reason.
I Purple You, ARMY💜
I Purple You, BTS💜
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Haze Laced w/Purple TOp Crack Juice
A Drug Dealer is cooking purple top crack. He finishess. He dumps the crack roks in a bag. Then whats left in the pan is crack juice; The Left overs of oils, chemicals, liquid cokane and left over bakeing soda. Then THe Drug Dealer has a sack of haze. He pours the crack juice in to the sack of haze. Puts it out for it 2 dry then sells it as Purple Haze. Thats what some of us bangers in NYC do to keep you commen back. The Pothead never knows its laces with crack juice because its dried up and soaked with the weed.
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The head of a man's penis. Typically a black man's penis.
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Despite claims this phrase originated on "The Simpsons", it actually existed long before it was used in the show. The phrase is intended to portray the distortion of facts when passed from person to person.
Its use in "The Simpsons" was accurate; Bart starts a rumour by whispering to one person who whispers it to another, etc. By the time the rumour reaches the front of the crowd, the phrase "Purple monkey dishwasher" has been added to the end due to people mishearing the original rumour as it passed from person to person.
Due to the popularity of "The Simpsons", the phrase has since become a commonly used response to opinions stated based on hearsay and unconfirmed rumours.
Person A - "I heard from a friend of a friend that John cheated on Linda with Karen!"
Person B - "Purple monkey dishwasher."
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