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A child's lament over parent's refusal to add video game equipment to their already ridiculous collection of electronic gadgetry.
Dad: Wii Fit
Mom: Wii Iron Chef
Cousin: Wii Karaoke
Emma: Wii Don't Have One
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when someone is making fun of you about something that may not be true while others are laughing at you, you start crying and suddenly yell, SHUT UP, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!" and run away.
mean guy: ha ha! you're a baby, you're an idiot!
other guy: leave me alone, i did nothing to you.
mean guy: stupid retard!!
other guy: *starts toy cry* leave me alone!
mean guy: you probably still wet the bed!
other guy: SHUT UP, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!
*runs out of the room crying*
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Don’t Mug Us Off! consists of three pals that have jokes, drink low price cider and throw shapes. The bands message and religion (low price cider) is portrayed in their brutal sound which is delivered with such energy and raw power that it will leave the listener casting serious loner shapes. The brains behind the jokes are Ads, Jess and Robb, three pals who always have each others backs and won’t let any outsider mug them off infront of their pals. The trio met at CCCU and it was in the first week that Robb and Jess became good pals. They had seen Ads around and had safe chats but one special night drew Ads and Robb close together; When both battered from seperate nights on whisky and lager they threw the most immense shapes to Norma Jean and the chemistry was evident for all to see. Jess on this fateful night was being mugged off in a way they all learnt to stand against, because his pasta bake went cold. It wasn’t, however, long before they all bonded through their shared love of cheap cider, pro evolution soccer, casting shapes, beatdowns and mackin’ on (each others) honeys - thus the epic trio was born. The trio have received rave reviews from their pals for being such jokers at their private shows and in general everyday life. The band also welcome guest appearences, including Radu ’The (Romanian) Vulture’.
A band called Don't Mug Us Off! who play hardcore tunes.
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an extremely fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.
ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a whiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to urinate on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
catchy advertisement jingle: *don't whiz on the electric fence!*
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This clever phrase was invented by the bright, young man, Chris Allen. He patented the phrase on July 15, 2007. The phrase, "I don't even know," is quite an unique expression. It can be used as a extreme adjective to describe the undescribable, or it can be used to express thoughts of confusion. It can also be used as a verbal space filler. This phrase will go down as one of the best phrases in all of phraseology history.
"Man, that girl is as ugly as... i don't even know."
"What's going on tonight, bro?"
"I don't even know, man."
((When in a conversation and an awkward silence comes up))
"Yeah, well, I dont even know."
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The complete opposite of "Don't mind if I do"
Timmy the tard has a saying, "Do mind if I don't" and has a homosexual chuckle after saying the aforementioned garbled hiccup.
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A last minute plea for mercy. This phrase is usually uttered seconds before an inevitable beat-down or an encounter with overwhelming force which has usually been asked for by over-the-top behavior on the part of the victim.
(First uttered by Univerity of Florida college student Andrew Meyer just before he was tasered by University of Florida police during a John Kerry appearance at UF.)
"When I finally caught my little brother and administered a much-deserved noogie, he kept yelling 'Don't tas me bro!' while screaming like a little girl."
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