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porn pain

the pain in the reproductive organs a porn addict gets when he has been cut off of his supply weather this is psychosomatic or physical is yet to be seen by modern science mostly because the said person with this pain cant talk about it because if info got out of the addicts pain it would probably get to the ears of his or her roommates which are most like his or her parents

porn addict: hey doctor i was cut of from my Asian milf porn and now i got the porn pain.
doctor:er um maybe you should get a girlfriend.

by splashlog September 19, 2010

13πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


porn sack

a scrotum that has been shaved clean of all hair and contains large testicles

All girls love a good porn sack.

by Überschwanz April 18, 2007

14πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Disney Porn

Disney Channel shows/movies where they have "hawwt" guys/girls starring in them for 12 year olds to gawk at

Omg did you watch camp rock the other night ?! Major disney porn !

by @Georgiabuttons December 14, 2009

13πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


piss porn

N. A pornography that is about as good or worse than watching a girl piss.

Wow, that was some piss porn, the girl was 500 pounds.

by Lo gro wagschal January 16, 2008

29πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


pocket porn

A pornographic image or video displayed on a portable device (e.g. mp3 player, cellphone, Blackberry, etc.)

"Yo dude, lemme see that pocket porn. This class is so boring."

by Andrew J R October 26, 2007

23πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


kitty porn

Yes ...... but kitty porn is soooo cuuuuute ......,

Cute widdle kitty porn.

by Fearman February 1, 2008

47πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Porn text

the act of porn texting. to send pics of oneself in a provocative manner, insinuating a back and forth texting of sexy pics.

Dude i was totally porn texting Trina the other day, I sent her a pic of my penis, and she totally stopped porn texting back.

by Homewrecka September 8, 2008

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