Toxic Gossip Train

A train fueled with hateful accusations which is exclusively run by child groomer Colleen Ballinger A.K.A. Miranda Sings and heads to manipulation station (via the tracks of misinformation) every weekday at 2 p.m.

Colleen often commands passengers to tie her to the tracks and harass her for her past whilst the toxic gossip train steamrolls over her reputation.

The Internet: You fucking raped those kids on stage! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Colleen: ♭ ♭ ♭ Some people are saying rumors about me that aren’t quite true… ♭ ♭ ♭
The Internet: We literally have evidence that you did it!
Colleen: ♭ ♭ ♭ The Toxic Gossip Train, chugging down the tracks of misinformation… ♭ ♭ ♭
The Internet: Stfu

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Riding The H-Train

1 riding the h-train is a reference to heroin junkies.

when a junkie is smacked out they are riding The H-Train

similar to chasing the dragon for oppium somokers

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g-train

1. a student band at deerfield academy
2. ms. Gladding, who the band was name after

1. "did you hear? g-train is opening for the grift on friday night"
2. "looks its the g-train!"

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Gravy Train

Where someone leaves a trail of shit from their sexual partners pubic are up to their chin.

'The bitch turned into the track for my Gravy Train'

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Run a train on me

When you let some guys have sex with you back to back

I let these guys run a train on me last night

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American Steam Train

When you fuck a girl in a McDonalds with an american flag colored condom

Those hot ass girls deserve an American Steam Train!

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Flip the Freight Train

To flip the freight train is to be a male and sealing the deal with a questionably lesbian chick.

Guy 1: Hey man where you been?
Guy 2: I was just hanging out with Ashley.
Guy 1: Awwshit, did you flip the freight train?!
Guy 2: Nah man, that trains too heavy for me..

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