Rural Dictionary

Status Troll

I dont feel like defining it, but reviewers make one.

I am thinking about someone on facebook who trolls on peoples statuses
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1a. Noun

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.

1b. Noun

A person who, on a message forum of some type, attacks and flames other members of the forum for any of a number of reasons such as rank, previous disagreements, sex, status, ect.

A troll usually flames threads without staying on topic, unlike a "Flamer" who flames a thread because he/she disagrees with the content of the thread.

Example: Someone on facebook who hates on every status I post, is a status troll

by FerdRamos September 2, 2009

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troll biscuts

n. Little processed "you-don't-really-know-what's-actually-in-there" breaded chicken bites, which are deep fried and served to millions upon millions of trusting customers across the land, A.K.A. Chicken McNuggets.

(speaker voice) "KHHHHHH, welcome to MacDiggles! Would you like to try our not so new but oh so delicious troll biscuts today?" ... "no, swamp sauce is extra Sir."

by Brett January 9, 2005

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Troll Rolling

Troll Rolling is when you take ecstasy and mushrooms together. To be the most efficient, one should eat the mushrooms first, and allow for about a half hour of digestion to take place. Taking the ecstasy is at the users discretion, although boofing has been known to be the most potent method of ingesting the drug.

"Yo, that guy ate 3 ounces of mushrooms, and 2 e-pills, he was troll rolling like woh!"

"My friend and I were troll rolling the other day, and I called him David the Gnome, we laughed for hours!"

by TrollRolla April 8, 2010

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Concern Troll

1. (Noun) The Concern Troll differentiates itself from more outwardly nasty cousins by using generally polite language and claiming to agree with their victims. They then claim that their victims are essentially "doing it wrong," to help, they offer advice which would either invalidate their victims' position, cause an inherent hypocrisy with their philosophy, or render them unable to effectively advocate for it.

Their first known appearance was in talk radio, where they would open up their call with, "I'm such a huge fan, and you're always right, but..." usually followed with statements completely at odds with the philosophy governing the show. They were nicknamed by some as "seminar callers," because progressive groups in the USA had actually funded seminars where they taught followers to use this tactic against opposition voices on the radio in the '90s. These deceptive practices and individuals have since metastasized into the internet.

This is why most Concern Trolls are found on boards or the comment sections of political subjects; they use this tactic to attempt to sow seeds of doubt, and weaken their political opposition. Most are left-wing progressives, although a smattering of alt-right Concern trolls have begun to appear.

The cure for the typical nasty troll is the simple statement, "don't feed the trolls," i.e., ignore them. The cure for the Concern Troll is, "NEVER TAKE THE ADVICE!" (And if you are attracting them, likely you are doing something right)

Concern Troll Example 1:

User: "...and that is how I believe we should publicly advocate for our position on this important topic."

CT: "Hi User, I agree entirely with this topic, and everything you've said, but you come off extremely rude with this, so if you expect to do it right, you shouldn't advocate like you said, instead, stay home and write in a journal. You wouldn't want to hurt people's feelings and be a jerk, right?"
(The advice, if taken, would remove User from the public debate, weakening their side)

Concern Troll Example 2:

Radio show caller: "Hello Rush, I'm a huge fan! I've been listening to you since the beginning, and agree 100% with 99% of what you say; but, you are wrong on this and it could hurt your audience. We should have higher taxes and more government regulation on this topic, and it surprises me you aren't being consistent by supporting this."
(The advice here would completely go against the governing philosophy of Limbaugh, and if taken, would make him contradict his own philosophy, causing listeners to turn him off)

by brrrayday July 24, 2017

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Butter Troll

A fat goth.

The origin of the butter troll is unknown. Maybe they resort to wearing all black because it believed to be a slimming color. Or maybe they are just depressed due to their obesity, thus turning to gothdom. No one knows...

Dude, did you just see that butter troll pass by?

by DuhShizz November 29, 2009