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The feeling you get then you realize that you need to poop.
That taco I ate just hit my Turd Nerve
When your cat or dog attempts to dislodge a dingleberry by dragging their starfish butthole across the floor.
Hey man, what's your cat doing to the floor?
He took a soft shit so the little asshole has to streak a turd.
A pooper scooper. Device to pick up excrement from the ground.
It took the little girl hours to pick up all the dog poop on the yard with her turd tongs.
A Prize Turd you've got to tell the first person you see about it's structural integrity
Son: Mum! Mum! Feast your eyes on my Glitter Turd. It's like an Airbus just crash landed into our porcelain throne!
Mum: Son, you don't need to keep telling me about your.... oh dear lord. That's a work of art. Derek. Get here quick. Look at our sons potential Prize Turner award!!!
A girls' very shapely backside. Made very visible by the tight clothing.
Wow, look at the "Turd Hurdler" on that chick!!
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One who excavates fecal matter.
Ryan's mom is a turd miner
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To give anal and not clean up afterwards.
Turd burglar is to give anal and not cleaning up after,taking a womans poo home with you. Can be used in combination with the Dirty Sanchez.
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