Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

The worst “ur” comeback posable, only to be used in life and death situations.

Bobby: hey billy
Billy: what?
Bobby: Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
*The ground rumbles.
* all the animals of the world crie out in pain.
*Billy falls to his knees facing the sky.
*Billy’s mouth opens creating a exit for the billions of tourtered souls of hell.
*Billy falls to the ground and the demons swarm to Bobby, crowning him forever king, For they know, to make Bobby angery, it to die.

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STEP UR GAME UP!

a phrase when u pown someone to the highest level of pownage. also use when u want to embarass someone or make them feel like shit.

joe: i squated 185 today im odee hyped
raul: STEP UR GAME UP! my nigga thats light work

raul: ambs whats a number 4 at mcdonalds
ambs: i dont know i forgot
raul: STEP UR GAME UP! you work their now go make me a sandwitch

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Ur mom mega big gae

The 5 words that, when said, causes all of existence to implode upon itself.

Joe: ur mom mega gay
Bob: no u
Joe: Ur mom mega big gae
Bob: *just gets obliterated*

ur dna sequence gay allegiance

ur DNA sequence gay allegiance
Absolutely destroys any form of the term "ur mom gay" even the term "ur family reunion homosexual communion". Whenever this phrase is spoken of God himself brings you to hell.

Me: ur family tree LGBT
Friend:*light headache*
Friend:ur family reunion homosexual communion
Me: *goes 20 feet in the air and falls down*
Me: You-you left me no choice bro
Friend: C'mon bro I was joking please don't do this
Me: Ur DNA Sequence gay allegiance
Friend: *fucking explodes and God himself starts crying as all of existence starts to cease*

ur mom have big gay

A devestating comeback that describes how the poor victim's mom is gay

ur gay
no u
ur mom gay
ur mom have big gay

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ur mom goes to college

1. A diss used as a lame comeback.

Person A: Have a nice trip? See ya next fall!
Person B: Ur mom goes to college.

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I like ur cut g

This term is used when a friend gets a tidy haircut but you want to smack them so you smack them if he gets angry u say I like ur cut g. and the situation will cool down like your tea that was left on the bench

Friend: Has a nice cut
You: I want to slap this kid
You: Slap his head
Friend or teacher: why did u do that I will knock u out bruv
You: I like ur cut g
Friend and teacher: Ok that's fine thanks

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