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It's the strongest, most sinister weed on the planet. Smoking it will knock you out like a round house kick to the face. It's got 10 times the level of THC found in even the best weed. This weed is so hairy...not only does it have a beard...it has a mustache...just like Chuck! It is the only thing that could get Chuck Norris high, so it was named after him in his honor!
A.K.A. "Texas Ranger"
"Eh dog, you got any of that Chuck Norris Weed? Cause I'm fixin' to knock myself the fuck out?"
"You got any of that Chuck Norris? Cause I'm looking to Judo Chop my ass from this weed!"
"That shit MUST be Texas Ranger cause its above the law!"
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Terri Schiavo Weed is marijuana that physically and mentally incapacitates you. In other words, GOOD SHIT.
"Man, I'd like to get up but this Terri Schiavo weed's got me glued to the floor!"
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A mixture of marijuana that contains Hydro, Light Green and Bobby Brown all mixed together. Chicago nigguhz named that shit BIN LADEN WEED...cuz it's tha STRAIGHT KILLA!
Who got that hydro...who got that light green...who got that Bobby Brown...WE GOT BIN LADEN WEED!
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An alternative to the popular expression "Read it and Weep Sister!", which involves publicly humiliating others with pure fact. The only difference with this one is that you say it to fellow gardening chums while carrying out essential weeding tasks in your garden. The idea being that you foster generally better growing conditions there.
Busily weeding your lettuce patch with a pal on a Saturday morning in your allotment, you turn to this gardening chum and exclaim: Weed it and Reap Sister! (Then Hi-5!)
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Rebecca and Holly fought in hand-to-hand-combat. What was originally a bathroom brawl quickly escalated in to a full out knife fight, each persons receiving possible fatal wound. The epic battle lasted for about 20 minutes, each opposite getting a swing and a stab and that combatant . This intense battle took place in pub 108 New Jersey, Mahwahahab. The fight started over the common "that's my weed" argument quickly becoming a to the death type of fight. Because of the ruthlessness of the fight and the reason it will forever be known as "that's my weed, god-dammit fight" or referred to as holly-weed fight
Hey i don't want no holly-weed fight in here
noun: dry plastic grocery bag blowing in the wind. Usually found on a city street or near a water source such as a river.
What is that blowing across the street? Oh, it's urban tumble weed.
Something two or more friends experience with each other, extremely chill and extremely vibe. It also refers to an image of Peter Griffin Bob Marley and it says "Send this to a friend for chill weed vibe". Very chill makes me squirm
Person 1: Dude you are giving off some mad chill weed vibes rn bro
Person 2: Thanks bro you two bro thats so chill of you to say bro