UWUdozer simps

A simp for UWUdozer.
UWUdozer simps are the most frightening and despicable kind of simps.
Usually simps are merely annoying to the person they simp for, however, simps of UWUdozer
take to the internet to post incessant fan-art and mentions of UWUdozer.

UWUdozer simping is most commonly found i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶e̶p̶t̶h̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶e̶l̶l̶ on GameJolt, and is often sited as the main reason why somebody leaves the platform.

No matter what, under any circumstances, do not simp for UWUdozer.
Our future depends on it.

UWUdozer simps are a nuisance.
I am afraid of UWUdozer simps.
Do not be an UWUdozer simp.

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Biggest simp

Will Smith

Who’s the 2nd biggest simp in the world?
Idk but Will Smith is definitely the “biggest simp”

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Simp Nigga

Nigga who tells his girl about the boys gc

This simp nigga be trifflin ona g

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Kurumi._.simp

a social reject

Oh my god kurumi._.simp is such a social reject

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Mega Simp

Nate Connolly is the king of the simps and reigns supreme as the worst simp of them all.

“Yo. You here the Mega Simp is back in town?”
“Yuh, Nate’s over there”
“He smells really bad.”

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art simp

A person who will DM you and befriend simply to get free art from you.

art simp: hewo uwu, *hugs* lets be frens
artist: shut up simp

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Simp-athetic

When a simp feels bad for you just to fuck you

Girl: "I broke my ankle today."
Simp: "Oh my god I hope it gets better."
Girl: "Thanks!"
Simp: "Ok lets fuck now"
Girl's friend: "Begone S I M P"
Girl's friend: "He's just being simp-athetic

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