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I’m loading my Johnson launcher to yeet my cat across the room.
to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
1. British Military slang for a person who did something stupid that resulted in the delay or cancellation of something important. Also known as a space cadet in some circles.
Dave: 'Shit I forgot my passport. Its at home 500 miles away'
Tony: 'Now we will miss our flight!'
Dave 'I know, I'm a complete Spaco Johnson!'
Played the lead role in strange things about the johnsons back in 2011, she was well known for her professional acting in expertise of jerking off to her dad
That girl is such a jayla johnson
A perfectly rolled blunt. Also referred to as a 'Pearl'.
Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."
Is a woman or man with pants, showing buttcrack.
Tyshawn pull your pants up, your being ,,buttcrack johnson,, again