A psychotic, alcoholic, syphilitic serial killer who reviews classical movie franchises as a testimony to their total and utter destruction by a corporate-board controlled exhumation leading to the obliteration of everything that was once good. (e.g. Star Wars, Star Trek, Indiana Jones,...)
Mr. Plinkett's sardonic reviews can be considered the catalyst of entitled internet armchair criticism and the re-discovery of Totino's Pizza-Rolls.
Harry S. Plinkett's The Force Awakens Review was the most disappointing thing since my son.
The time when Nickelodeon was worth watching. It featured shows such as Are You Afraid of the Dark?, My Brother and Me, Alex Mack, Ren and Stimpy, Doug, Salute Your Shorts, etc. Now Nickelodeon has sold out and if they brought back the old shows, their network would be doing better.
90's Nickelodeon rocks my socks off!
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A sports journalist and author made famous by his highly opinionated articles, a style which was later dubbed by an unimpressed critic as "Gonzo Journalism." He became a cultural icon in the late 60's for his very open and honest accounts of drug and alcohol use.
He wrote many books about his adventures with narcotics; most notably, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
- Hunter S Thompson
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The most hated man in the internet wolrd right now, creator of S.O.P.A.
"hey Lamar S. Smith do you want tacos?, no S.O.P.A. is better"
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Drifting around a turn at 90mph\kph depending on who you ask. Commonly misunderstood and taken literally by listeners of the song "running in the 90's" from initial D.
Man, that was a rush. I was running in the 90's down that mountain.
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A clag bag is the scrotum which contains the CLAG NUTS. These nuts contain the clag. CLAG is a gooey spoof like substance, mainly used whilst at school to glue pictures or cuttings into a scrap book. Through the adolescent years of learning to toss off, one notes the similarity of the jism to the viscosity of clag glue. Thus, the term for the common ball bag is morphed into the term CLAG BAG.
Jenny told me.... 'Jack Off is a real sly cunt. He grabbed my tit, so I kicked him fair in the fucking CLAG BAG/S (scrotum)'