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The Tenth Man is the fucking retarded person in a CS:GO competitive queue who when sees the "Accept" button pop up to go into the match does not click the accept button and just lets the timer go and make every have to re-queue for the match, and you just want to fucking stomp their grape shaped head in because you have been in this queue for 7 minutes now and every time the accept button comes up The Tenth Man will just be sitting outside in his lawn chair with his crusty ass laptop sipping his fucking Martini. This is the most toxic person in CS:GO you will ever meet. If you meet someone who does this you must destroy them and dispose of their body in the nearest water bed.
Friend: Let's play some CS:GO (counter strike global offensive)
Me: Sure.
*accept button pops up*
The Tenth Man: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career
A compliment given to the most prestigious man to exist
Bob: “I cured cancer”
Tim: “You are all that is man”
This very revolutionary phrase is created by Tessa Brooks, because of this her competition was shook. All the guys were up on her, but she has got them by the hook. She also educated the youth, but ain’t talking book. She also asked if Panera is your home, and hates it when you call her home
Girl: Hey you smell great today!
That ho: Thanks
Girl: what perfume are you using?
That ho: your man’s cologne
Girl: you better not you trick ass bich
Another word for sperm or semen
I'm going to fill your mouth with my man spackle.
When, during an argument or conversation, you manage to smoothly loop back around to repeat a certain phrase several times.
"i swear I didn't eat your sandwich!"
"thats what they all say"
"we have checked the footage, it was Jim, not me!"
"thats what they all say"
"STOP YO-YO MANNING"
It is when two black men stand on atop of a white women during intercourse.
Tyrone and I are doing the black man stack yesterday night
Worse than every fathomable insult that a man can tolerate, every time this is said, a curse haunts your family for years, and any and all brothers immediate die of cardiac arrest
Carl: ur mom gay
Steve: Your grandpap a trap
Carl: Don’t make me do this Steve
Steve: I bet you won’t , do it pussy
Carl: your brother a man lover
Steve: immediately implodes, brothers die of severe heart attacks, family rejoices, any man born for the next 20 years dies at age 1. There are no survivors.