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Cakey man

A man who doesn’t like to partake in kinky/dirty sexual activities. A man who likes to stick to regular sexual intercourse with no extras.

He wouldn’t even finger pop my asshole. He’s such a cakey man.

by Useruser000 January 1, 2018


The man in the iron mask

When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.

Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"

by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 3, 2007


Man clutch

The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.

Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."

by stupid_idiot January 20, 2012


angy little sussy drunk man

The type of person who would fuck your dog, kill your whole family, sacrifise your mom to the devils, terrorize an orphanage, spit in your apple juice and then fuck your dog again.

They're also a 13yo moderator on KyndraHQ's server and gay asf.

"Have you heard what Susan did yesterday? It was so poggers."

"I know right? She's souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man teehee uwu!"

by terroristmommymilkersuwu June 28, 2021


perfect man

Manuel Alejandro Arreaga

manuel is the most perfect man in the universe

by lovewithpeace November 7, 2021


perfect man

Manuel Alejandro Arreaga Caceres

Manuel is the most perfect man to exist in eternity

by lovewithpeace November 7, 2021


Perfect Man

Matt Savage.

Wow is that really The Perfect Man?

by HeySi123 December 3, 2018