A man whose age is unknown, yet despite maturity level appears to be quite youthful. Paul G is a dapper and dedicated contributor to any friendly banter, and is never found without a Bluetooth in his ear. He can be counted on to add a high level of energy and enthusiasm to an outing. Paul G is bright yet does not always utilize his entire cognitive capacity when making choices, as he has often frequented sordid locations. He has been known to demand hugs from young ladies upon meeting them, and has been deemed creepy by a lady or two. But upon getting to know him, everyone realizes that Paul G is a true friend who can be counted on to enhance any experience.
Paul G is not without his oddities, however. He is more likely to remove his shoes than his Bluetooth, and don't ask him why he wants a hug from you--he cannot answer this question without hugging you. Still, despite these shortcomings, if you get to know Paul G you will be glad you did. He has a brilliant and mesmerizing presence, and when he talks with his hands, it's as though you are attending a sordid sermon.
"Dude, Paul G took his shoes off right before dinner. Don't you think that's weird?"
"Yo, is that Bluetooth attached to Paul G's ear?"
"He just met that chick and was hugging on her. What a Paul G."
gay. deeply hidden in the closet. to stubborn to come out to his friend that care deeply about his mental state and wellbeing. he has an abnormally long noes and kinda resembles Pinocchio.
Dumb friend :OH MY GOODNESS ITS PINOCCHIO
Friend with borderline common sense : no. its just Toby G for fucks sake
He is the G.O.A.T he is built diffrent
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Literally the worst human being on the planet. Ditches her friends at any given chance to "manage football games". Leaves her friends with Olivia at any given chance
Did u just ditch me and and Olivia? Your such a g-rexx100
A ugly fat greasy haired girl with eyes yellower then her teeth
Ella no g
Ella forgie is a proper slag
Yer man
someone who everyone knows and everyone likes. someone you can't get out of your head, no matter how hard you try. someone who will never give you a second look, because you were a wimp and wasted your chance.
Person A: "look it's gloria g."
You: "..."
Person A: "what?"
You: "nothing."