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she put her bagels on me

Something sexual

Grace, she put her bagels on me

by _Calm_ May 28, 2021


Is She Really Going Out With Him?

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street
From my window I'm staring while my coffee goes cold
Look over there (where?)
There, there's a lady that I used to know
She's married now, or engaged, or something, so I am told
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Tonight's the night when I go to all the parties down my street
I wash my hair and I kid myself I look real smooth

Look over there (where?)
There, here comes Jeanie with her new boyfriend
They say that looks don't count for much
If so, there goes your proof
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
But if looks could kill
There's a man there who's more down as dead
'Cause I've had my fill
Listen you, take your hands from her head
I get so mean around this scene
Hey, hey, hey
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around

by Death Menace July 10, 2023


why doesen't she text me back?

You will find some one better!

1.(Why doesen't she text me back?)
2.(You will find some one better btw off topic htf did you get her phone number)

by Madderfackker March 21, 2018


she is the most special person in the world

do you know what is "she is the most special person in the world"?

it's a way to describe Trần Thảo Tiên

for example:" she is the most special person in the world" is saying that Trần Thảo Tiên is the only one, special and no one gonna sweet, full of love and lovely like her

by han_nganle May 25, 2023


She's just a frined

A misspelling of a clause used to anger fans of the show Miraculous Ladybug because the main character (Marinette Dupain-Cheng) is 'just a friend' to the pissy uwu sadboy Love Interest of the show (Adrien Agreste) in the first episode, and also the main reason why most of the fanbase say that he's blind

Adrien: Marinette? She's just a frined
Miraculous Ladybug fandom: GET AN EYE CHECKUP YOU BLIND BOY!
People who got friendzoned but were used as an Item: Wait, you're actually friends?

by kuu-asaur September 28, 2021


She bit pizza

"she bit pizza" mean she is leftover/and ex of sum sort

Bro she bit pizza i dont care about her

by 1300Paul September 14, 2021


Give the monkey what she wants

To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.

“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”

by Skronx July 5, 2021