v got u u got i

All about you've got a friend

V got u u got i oh my ain't dat enuf to make a grown gumtree cry?

Do u Ma

Do u Ma is another way of saying "do that the fuck you want" or "i dont reallt care"

If your Not ganna help me Ima do it myself, "Do U MA" i dont need at that shit, "Do u ma, do u"

Phones 4 U

little finger in vagina and phumb in anus, then 4 fingers spread in vagina and then little finger and index finger in anus

i did a phones 4 u on your mum last night
i wish i could have a phones 4 u

tur u

An expression of disbelief or disapproval started by members of the Central Bucks South football team

also pronounced "dar u" or stuttered into

ex. tu-tu-tu-tur u

Mike: Yo, I just got like 32 kills in one game of Halo!!!
Bob: Yeah, tur u, u suck nuts.

Mike: Yo, I'm gonna go spit some game to that chick right there.
Bob: Yeah, tur u, that shit's all me!

U-lock Justice

When pansy bicycle messengers vandalize automobiles with their bicycle lock. Usually because they think they are above the laws of the road yet still want to peddle in it so they sometimes have accidents with automobiles.

ME: "Some sissy on a bicycle just hit my car with a lock"
FRANK: "Why did he do that?"
ME: "Dont know, he was weaving in and out of traffic and I almost hit him."
FRANK:"Ahh, in their little bike world they call that U-Lock Justice."
ME: "Sounds like something a 13 year old made up. LOL"
FRANK: "LOL"

wot u depon

wot are u on doing

wot u depon today

fuck-u-losis

A disease where one cannot stop fucking

Tims got a back case of Fuck-u-losis with Jenny