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(someone shouts or is angry)oi....oi....cool your beans m8, cool your beans
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You're done with a persons mess, and you want to take a break.
Lianna: I cheated on you.
Brian: I'm about to be cool off you for real.
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a phrase used to tell someone to calm down or step off.
"Oh my god, you ass, you spilled your soda all over my lab report! i worked all night on that!"
"cool your tits, you can print another one!"
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abrv: CGA
variation on 'cool story bro'. used to demean somebody bragging/showing off about something irrelevant and/or uninteresting.
keith: so i just came up with this ballin' ass marketing strategy for my website, shitheads won't know what hit them when they click on this new hyperlink i just created by myself on my new imac; it'll automatically direct them to the company's twitter, myspace and tumblr and put their email/phone number/house address in permanent log that only our company can access.
dwayne: wow, cool guy alert.
You dumb fucking cretin, you fucking fool. Absolute fucking bafoon, you bumbling idiot. Fuck you.
Man 1: Hey, wanna hear some cool bug facts?
Man 2: Uh ok?
er..no, AYB, we ARE in one right now, except that our pollution has only delayed its effects.
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A response to a story or piece of information that you find boring, or is too long and you don't want to read it.
One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.
Me: Yeah, so I was at the mall eating some corn dog when this guy walks by.
You: Cool story, bro
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