The only accessible girl for sex at the end of the night; usually a girl that is not very attractive.
Man, if I don't meet a fine bitch at this club, I am gonna have to settle for a 3 a.m.er
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"\\/\\/3 |O4\\/\\/|\|3|) 7|-|4|2 733//\//\."
-(Translated to: We pawned thar teem.)
-(Further translated to: We owned their team.)
-(Even further Translated to: We won.
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3-8 is supposed to look like butt sex.
3-8 is so deliciously amazing.
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George Foreman grill with benefits.
Mom: "Josiah, cook me up some of them burgers on the Foreman."
Josiah: "But mother, all we have is a Playstation 3."
Mom: "I know."
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What jobless clowns reply with under every single Falcons-related post on the internet. Usually by angry NOLA Saints fans.
Atlanta Falcons: *posts something on the internet*
Jobless clown: 28-3 + you fell off
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Last game to be released in the Halo series. Was hyped beyond belief leading up to launch, with all kinds of coverage on the launch day from many forms of media. Sadly, I bought into the hype, depsite telling myself not to buy it cause it might suck as bad as halo 2. When i got this game and beat the campaign, i felt not a sense of accomplishment, but rather severe disappoitment. The story was non-existant, gameplay was too repetitive, fight sequences were rather dull and boring, teammates acted like they were recruited from the short bus (no wonder humanity was losing to the covenant!), graphics were unimpressive, with last gen-esq graphics in some areas, and barely current gen graphics in others. Character models, with the exception of Miranda Keyes, were just awful to look at. Voice acting was poor, and Chief's usually funny one liners were a borefest in this one. Controls were all messed up, the level design was poor, and the last boss was 343 Guilty Spark with Chief having the Spartan Laser... no challenge, huge letdown. Where the hell is that epic battle that was promised by the commericals? Ending was okay. Multiplayer is likely awesome (i don't have high-speed internet), but from what i've seen, its basically Halo 2 with shiny graphics and renamed maps. *yawn*
I loved Halo. My friends and i played it to death two summers ago. But then we got Halo 2, and man were we disappointed. I was really hoping Halo 3 would make up from the crapulance we had to play, but it performed even worse than Halo 2. I beat the game and decided to play with my friend... We got bored and stopped playing co-op after two hours and switched to Gears of War. Haven't touched Halo 3 since. Unless you love multiplayer and don't care for the single player, stay away from this one.
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