Derek is the king of Canada and the internal ruler of it
The Canadian king will rule forever over Canada and it’s many allies
Where you are bum fucking someone and right when you are about to cum you pull out and shove dried poutine cheese in there ass to plug up the but.
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I gave that lady the Canadian butt plug, she took it like a boss.
When only a strip of denim is visible around the waist, not matching with the other clothes.
Was she wearing jean shorts and a skirt?
Nah, that's just a Canadian cumberbund.
An actor in English language television portraying a historical figure from Europe who doesn’t even bother to try an accent.
As in: Several episodes of The Murdoch Mysteries (Canadian tv series) tv series where the actor playing Nikola Tesla doesn’t have even a hint of an Eastern European accent. A ladle of irony that the character is played by an actor named Dmitry Chepovetsky!
That guy playing Louis VIV is a Canadian Tesla
Being Cursed a Canadian means you're more shy then usual due to being in a large crowd of people which you do not know well. The Term Originates from the Stereotype that Canadians are shy.
The Phrase is also, Occasionally, Said as "Cursed as a Canadian", Or replaced with "Shy as a Canadian".
"I was Cursed a Canadian at that family reunion"
A sex act in which a subject is lubed in maple syrup, and gang banged by 3 males of 6 different ethnicities.
I walked in on my girlfriend receiving a Canadian Rubik’s cube when I came home for my lunch break