Likes to get em when theyre young and vulnerable.
"Oi look it's alex bah that wet cunt. keep him away from the nursey"
lanky skinny gay ginger nonce
alex: hi how are you?
girls: ewwww hes ginger he must be an alex maccongay
The only know human with a power level over 9000
Vegeta what does the scouter say about alex hansons power level?
ITS OVER 9000
He has thin eyes
Boy 1:Alex can see us
Boy 2:Look at his eyes of course he can’t
Alex garwood is pretty much blind
small and flighty, wanting love but never getting it and always looking for the help of his friends. under the strain of life an Alex Halloumi stands strong and can face almost anything, but if a girl comes in then he'll be out in a flash. he also likes to watch people called Jaspal.
Girl 1: wow where did that Alex Halloumi go?
Girl 2: i thought he was just here.
Girl 1: well lets go find him!
Alex Halloumi: lets a mi-go-a-go-go.
A person that looks quiet when you first meet them but are secretly crazy
wow he's/she's an alex cherutti
The gritty bits of shit you can't remove from the treads of your shoe
God I had shit on my shoe and the bottom were covered in Alex Sangmoores