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John Brandon

John Brandon is probably the best man you’ll ever meet. There’s nothing he cannot do. He has upstanding moral character, is strong, handsome, and the kind of boy you bring home to meet your mother. He has a huge heart. He is also notorious for having fun and always knows how to have a good time. He makes the best of any situation he’s in. John Brandons are usually successful individuals, but build their lives to serve others. John Brandon’s life is one big adventure. A true high value man. If you have a John Brandon in your life there’s no doubt he’s made a positive impact. A difference maker, an athlete, an artist, a romantic, a dreamer, a go-getter, are all appropriate ways to describe John Brandon. John Brandon is charismatic and befriends all. He’s very caring and genuinely wants the best for the people around him and will do his best to foster that. He is also very emotionally intelligent, but prone to deep sadness that is masked with a smile. He loves is friends and is fiercely loyal, sometimes to a fault. Although he’s successful he’s not the best at taking care of himself and will often forego his basic needs in pursuit of a goal or adventure. You will never be bored around John Brandon. Although he may seem extraordinarily innocent and tame at first, once you get to know him you’ll learn about his wild nature and risk-taking tendencies. You will tell your kids stores about John Brandon.

Stranger 1: “what’s John Brandon doing these days?”

Stranger 2: “John Brandon’s always into some goodness.”

Stranger 3: “That guy loves Jesus.”

by Hoistupthe102 April 25, 2022


brandon farrar

Once a roommate that stole the hearts of everyone living with him. Now resides with his new girl and crushed the hearts of all the people that formally roomed with him at the 159.

That Brandon farrar is a heart break thob.

by Jfux January 9, 2018


Brandon

He's one geiy (gay) homoerotic boi

Don't be a Brandon

by Loserfligot October 5, 2018


Brandon

Not just a name, a "Brandon" is the act of trying to convince a child to have intimate relations with you.

"Let's Go Brandon"

by Raton00 December 22, 2021


Brandon

One geiy boi

Brandon is you hmmm

by Loserfligot October 5, 2018


Brandon

Brandon is a hoe. He think he is better than everyone even his friends. He think he can get everyone girl with two walking legs. He’s good a sports, but that’s the only thing. He’s known to break girls hearts, but it’s fine cause they are fucking over him too.😏

Brandon is a lowdown gold digging son of a bitch.

by Ultimatebeast1738247 June 12, 2019


Brandon

Brandon is a hoe.

Brandon is a man or a boy that thinks he is the shit but he is not.

by Ultimatebeast1738247 June 12, 2019