fraggle stick car

An all encompassing term to represent mystery presents which children request and no one knows what they are, and neither can the child identify what exactly it is.

Taken from the movie Bad Santa.

"What do you want?"
"Fraggle stick car."
"The fuck is that?"

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Campaign Car Syndrome

The state of a political campaign worker or volunteer's car in which the entire trunk, back seat, or other location is full of campaign literature, yard signs, buttons and other campaign related material.

Sarah's Prius suffered from campaign car syndrome for weeks after Obama was elected until she finally removed the last box of lit.

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small penis car

The bigger the car the smaller the penis.

A small penis car is a big car driven by a man trying to overcompensate for having a small penis

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Kennedy Car wash

Driving a car off a bridge into a body of water, while drunk, and running away leaving the passenger trapped inside to suffocate.

"I'm so pissed at Mary Jo...I oughtta give her a Kennedy car wash"

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tesco car park

A meeting place where chavs hang out and is the main meeting place for fishy dealings.

"ey Connor, wanna go down to the Tesco car park in the Corsa and have a sesh"

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on it like a car bonnet

To be all over something, having it under control.

Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)

To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"

"Are you looking at this problem?"

"Yeah, I'm on it like a car bonnet"

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Car Surfing

Driving fast, weaving in and out of traffic on a 4 lane or better road, trying to get ahead of the other cars, so you can get to where your trying to go faster.

I hate getting caught in slow traffic, so I usually end up car surfing away to spread myself out from the rest of the pack.

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