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your partner flips a coin,heads you have sex, taighls and she sexes a cactus plant
me - heey baby wanna do a lil chinese cactus hunt
baby- fuck no
The act of dipping a mans balls in a soup then proceeding to lick and bite his testicular sack.
Amanda: Hello my dear sir, would you like to perform the Chinese Dumpling with me?
Clarence: “Yes.”
Traditional name for the flaming bag of poop prank.
Last night Mr. Jones fell victim to a Chinese cocky bomb.
Chinese butthole torture) is a circular usually black with spikes around it.. they stick on to someone’s butthole just to torture them.. or most often they are forced but that is not science and do not look this up on the internet other than here because you will get Chinese Anal porn)
That Chinese butthole torture got stuck in my ass! And it hurts!
a friendlier way to say the bombing of chongqing in ww2
person 1: i am real concerned about the chinese border getting bombed (bdsm)
person 2: bro stop
person 1: arlyn
person 3: i think they are going after the whitehouse next
noun, a collection of broken electronics and a other gadgets, intended to be fixed, but rarely actually fixed. A kind of DIY procrastination pile.
-"Did you fix that TV yet?"
-"No, it's still just sitting in the chinese hospital next to my workbench."