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A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.
Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.
From the 2nd Friday in November to January 8th; The season where Chinese food tastes more savory, and demand for it spikes. Also the Chinese women appear more attractive during this season.
It’s finally Chinese Season! Gonna get me some good food!
讓你的黑鬼斜眼胡言亂語回到中國你這個中國佬
당신의 깜둥이 비스듬한 눈의 횡설수설을 중국으로 돌려보내세요
あなたの黒人のつり目のちんちんトークを中国に返してください、このチンク
đưa thằng nói láo mắt xếch mọi đen của mày về lại Trung Quốc đi đồ chinks
Get away from me your chinese
Censored endings of crime-related films and TV shows appearing in some Chinese VoD platforms, in which the protagonists are arrested and pleaded guilty, the law always win, everyone is happy.
Chinese ending for the film Fight Club:
"Through the clue provided by Tyler, the police rapidly figured out the whole plan and arrested all criminals, successfully preventing the bomb from exploding.
"After the trial, Tyler was sent to lunatic asylum receiving psychological treatment. He was discharged from the hospital in 2012."
The zodiac only those westerners born in the year of the dragon or tiger give a shit about.
"I'm a tiger according to the Chinese zodiac, how cool is that?"
"Pretty cool, what sign am I?"
"Let me see... ummm, rat."
"Fuck that shit."
An act of sex where one peels their own flesh, turns it into a royal coat. The partner then takes the skin and wears it while eating out/sucking off the other.
Maricor: I just did the Chinese Robe with my math daddy.
Danny: Lucky slut, I've been wanting to with someone for ages!
pronounced same as die (死) in chinese
four
你有沒有四個位
(do you have 4 seats)
four in chinese 四