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A Douchy College Kid is a guy who just walks around the streets all day long. he usually has a hunched back and calls people his buddy all the time. he is a very clueless person.
1) Random Person: Hey Douchy College Kid, whats up?
Douchy College Kid: Uhh, i dont know?
2)Random Person: Hey Douchy College Kid!
Douchy College Kid: Oh hey little buddy!
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It is a shit school found in hailsham; you will find shit teachers, a bender of a head teacher, a senior member of staff who looks like a retarded turtle and the year 8's are dyslexic. One particular year 8 is such a stupid spastic he makes an urban dictionary page and spells especially like 'exspecilly' this shows how much the teachers and probably his parents are fucking up.
Person 1: I don't want my child to be a bellend
Person 2: don't send them to hailsham community college then
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Cheaper option of a university
“Hey are you going to university of blah blah”
“No i think im just gonna go to a state College because im broke lol *laughs awkwardly*”
“Umm ooook *quietly leaves room*”
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When you're riding reverse cowgirl, leave a stink trail on there pubis.
I gave your father a proper college carpet bomb last night.
Heatley Secondary College is a fucked up school that doesn’t care about their students’ education nor their lives. I’m fact the teachers only do it for the money to pay their apartment bills. Fights happen every week if you have not seen how the students fight good, it’s a waste of time. If you go to heatley Secondary college you are simply an automatic disappointment.
“Heatley Secondary College is the most shit school!”
A school 10x better than Reed College. Cooler, smarter, and overall better. Yeah, that's right. Care more about the environment and have way more trees on campus. Also didn't turn out capitalists like Steve Jobs, so there's that. MONICA LEWINSKY. That's all.
Lewis & Clark College over Reed any day.
Shittest skl in brum I’m tellin u if you went there I think u need therapy place is like a prison I definitely won’t recommend but stay in skl dudes big up the real drillas up in there chinkz fatz n Ellie
“Ahh bro I’m goin waverley studio college”
“Nah bro don’t “