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Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom

Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.

by Wise Man of much Wisdom May 8, 2022


come-upped

The proper past tense of the word "come up". This is more proper than "comed up" and head and shoulders better than "came up", which only sissies say. Its identical twin opposite is "come downed".

Some spelt without the hypen, though the hypen always exists when verbally spoken.

Recently, the topic come-upped that the earth's magnetic field could be subject to an anomaly, as a result of the aligning of the planets, something that occurs every 26,000 years.

by therealizer August 7, 2018


come out them shoes

A friendly way of taking someone's Jordans

"I like them jordans where you got them? better yet how bout you come out them shoes."

by Sukoshi Princess October 11, 2022


Johnny-come-quickly

Also: Johnny-come-early

The opposite of a Johnny-come-lately. A Johnny-come-quickly is someone who is very early to catch on to a trend or stand up to an established social convention, usually the the point where they will be mocked, ridiculed, and possibly even persecuted in their own lifetime. In the end, of course, they are often proven correct, as shown by the eventual acceptance and mainstreamization of their position by Johnnies-come-lately.

While Johnnies-come lately are socially adept enough to pick up on logical cues from the world around them and adapt with the times, Johnnies-come-quickly are guided less by such rational logic and more so by an overwhelming sense of conviction in the truth of their beliefs. A Johnny-come-quickly is by definition extremely courageous because they are taking a position that is extremely unpopular.

Some examples of Johnnies-come-quickly throughout history include the the first people to posit a heliocentric solar system, the first proponents of a round earth, the first people to question the authority of the Church and of religion in general, and the first to take progressive stances on the rights of women and LGBT people.

While he faced ridicule and failure in his own lifetime, Leonardo Da Vinci’s dreams of the seemingly impossible notion of flight were eventually borne out, thus ensuring his pioneering legacy as a true Johnny-come-quickly

by Alex-2598 November 24, 2020


come fix my wifi box

it mean they want some head

girl: come fix my wifi box😏

boy: okay bet 🐱🐱🐱

by contralto July 27, 2021


I come from france, we dance

(eye-cum-frum-frAnse-we-dAnse)A terrible song played during Marching Band practices.

The song I come from france, we dance played at the marching band practice, and every single person there hated it.

by Kirbyfan2525 May 21, 2023


come out

Admit that you're part of the LGBTQ+ community.

Ryan decided to come out to Bryan.
Bryan started cryan, because Bryan is a homophobe
Because Ryan was cryan, Ryan started cryan too because Ryan trusted Bryan with his cyan pencil, so he assumed he could trust him with secrets
Everyone is cryan.

by poopfard November 2, 2021