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A sexual act similar to felching that requires breast milk instead of semen.
"We need to come up with a new sex fetish."
"How about something involving breast milk?"
"You mean like squirting it up someone's ass, then sucking it back out?"
"So... Hot ice cream?"
"YES!"
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When a couple engages in vag-sex sporadically in public, and the guy blows his load in her, and they just get up and walk away like nothing ever happened, and the receiver doesn't have time to clean the mess inside her, and it dries up and gets all crusty.
"So I just cleaned up my Krusty Cream Doughnut from when my husband did me in the car right before we went into my mom's house for dinner."
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Ejaculating into the top of a black women's ass and letting it drip down her asscrack.
Dude Beyonce is so fine brah I wish i could tap that ass and then give her and "Ice Cream Sandwhich"
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When two gay black dudes both skeet on each-others torsos, then keep going, smearing the cream between themselves until it gets cold and sticky, resembling the black cookies with ice cream in the middle.
Gay black guy 1: So what do you wanna do tonight?
Gay black guy 2: Lets try an ice cream sandwich.
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a delicious treat that comes in either holeless doughnut form or pie form, it consists of a slightly sweet breadlike substance topped with chocolate cream and filled with a custard
I got a boston cream pie at dunkin' donuts then got smashed a pie like boston cream pie on your mom's face
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After eating Hot Chicken you hook up with an ovulating girl from a bar, fucker her and while simultaneously Cumming inside her shit shit out hot chicken everywhere.
Nashville Cream pie I Nashville Creampied a girl I picked up last night. Nashville Creampie
When you have to much salad dressing on your big toe.
Wow! Did you see all that smear utter cream?