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Has been. Over paid. Useless defender. Little to no common sense or defensive awareness. Pretty much a giant turd in an Arsenal shirt.
"I just took a massive David Luiz and it won't flush"
A person who talks a lot about important stuff that no one but themselves understand.
He kept talking but I did not get a word, he really pulled a David Warman.
a man that has an extremely huge dick and afflicted to Russian God Danton
David Danton a young man that's has a huge future
A person with a large penis ranging from 9-12 inches in length
Hey babe my David Ciamillo is ready for tonight
The type that absolutely hates ducks, and the Midwest. Will only travel within 50 miles of Virginia boundaries. only allowing his dad to drive though. In addition to his hatred for winged bird fowl, he has great distaste for common words. Finding many opportunities to use his advanced English degree, running through his abundance of highly intellectual words, such as abundance, or intellectual. Overall, a nice guy, unless, and only in the cases that follow;
- You have a penis
- You aren't attractive to him
- You say abundance
Be careful when visiting Virginia, because: Bitches. Love. Alpacas.
He never left the East coast; He's such a Virginia David.
When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight
“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”
He is your weird English teacher. He loves puns and hates when you sneeze in his class. David will make fun of you in class and not feel bad about it. He also has an odd grading scale and “doesn’t believe in percentages”. He has retired from teaching and freshmen will never have to go through his English class again.
Wow, you’re such a David Hirsch.