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The Australian informal greeting/my favorite word
G day M8 how ya goin
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Wednesday, or the hump of the week
The absolute BEST day of the week, the day of maximum hope that maybe, you might make it out of this week alive. A particularly good hump day can last you the rest of the week, and by Doomday morning (Monday) you survive by anticipating hump day. Nothing goes wrong on hump day
Most other days can be defined by hump day. Tuesday is the day before hump day. Thursday is one day after hump day. Except Friday is WOOOH!!! FREEDOM!!! Day, Saturday is Mostly Hungover day, and Sunday is PreDoom day.
Hump day has nothing to do with sex. Unless one wants it to. I like to declare the existence of hump day just to see people's faces. Usually being conservative and all
"Do you know what the best thing about Tuesdays are? Its the day before Hump Day!"
"What's hump day?"
"It's the hump of the week!!"
(they all shake their heads in pity)
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March 14th. A "holiday" celebrated by math geeks everywhere in USA and anywhere else the date is formatted MM/DD/YY. Pi is approximately 3.14, and March the 14th is 3/14 in America.
omg t3h pi day d00d, we are so 1337, pi roxxors t3h boxxors!
I know nothing about the outside world!
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something said by one Brit to another in an attempt at cordiality when in actuality both parties despise the other (which can be attributed to irritablility caused by bad weather and overly high socks.)
"Good day to you too....you bloody cheap bastard."
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A national holiday usually celebrated in australia on May 5th in which you wear no pants or shorts over your underwear.
I was pimping down the streets all nonchalant on May 5th when i saw someone with no pants and realized it was "no pants day".
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An excuse to turn off the electricity of an item when it is most needed
Max : Dude, I don't feel like going out, I got a ton of work to do.
(Goes back to working on website)
Jorge : Alright man, no worries.
(On the way out, walks over to Electrical box)
Jorge : (nonchalant tone of voice) I forgot to tell you, it's Earth Day.
(Flips switch for Max's room)
Max : Are you fucking kidding me???
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AKA New Years Day (not to be confused with New Year's Eve)
It is called Hangover Day because..
well it's obvious
everyone has a hangover today because of excessive drinking at New Year's Eve parties.
Sober Person: Hey Lofonduh, wanna go to the mall today?
Lofonduh: Naww.. my head hurts too much.
Sober Person: But no one will come!
Lofonduh: That's because it's Hangover Day.
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