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Bjørn Disease

A psychological disease that subsists in Norwegian-Americans, or in dense teenagers.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.

Barquavius: Ah, I see you have gotten an ATV stuck in a 56 foot tall tree, a trombone clogging the chimney, and your legs are covered in dried cement and sawdust. How'd you manage that?
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.

by BjørnIsBonkerBear June 10, 2023


Kyah Disease

Attraction to women with bent wigs or crooked lace-fronts.

Damn that wig sitting up but she still fine. I think I got Kyah disease.

by Kemistry🌟 May 29, 2024


Lahnguinean Indigo Disease

It's like blue waffle...but diarrhea.

After my night out in Seoul I caught a bad case of Lahnguinean Indigo Disease.

by 3TracksInTheSnow May 5, 2021


soul nerve disease

Soul Nerve disease: Is the literal translation from Mandarin Chinese to English . Has been commonly used by 2nd to 3rd generation Chinese Americans born in the states. In the Mandarin Chinese language, it is primarily used when describing a person who has severe mental instabilities like insane or crazy pronounced shun- jing.bing. But in America when translated its used for people whom have personality disorders that are generally untreatable. Example would be calling someone who is a malignant narcissist someone who is suffering from a severe case of soul nerve disease.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv

When asking my friend, who has been in a toxic relationship , how everything was going. He said, that he finally realized he had to leave his girlfriend before he gets totally drained by her soul nerve diseased manipulative ways. Which was a relief for me and all other friends to hear. Cause that girl was a jezebel spirit if there ever was one.

by LuvH8Luv October 25, 2022


bong transmitted disease (btd)

A bong transmitted disease or a BTD is any illness transmitted through the sharing of marijuana with others.

Jessy was still sick the other day when we were all smoking down, now we all have a bong transmitted disease (BTD).

by rissyjade June 7, 2011


Northrup Disease

A disease that infects employees of northrup Grumman, symptoms include bragging about making large amounts of money and constantly talking about thier security clearances, also telling people the work they do is top secret.

Northrup Disease, Hey mom I got another security clearance, I’m top secret

by Adolfo $$$$ January 11, 2021


Sitcom Show Disease

Sitcom Show Disease or SSD is a term meaning that you or someone you know is living in a very sitcom like life. Could range from childish comedy to mature insanity

I think Jenson caught the Sitcom Show Disease. Seems everyone around him all have one liners to say.

by Lemarshby April 11, 2023