Ding the dong means just jacking off. The term is from the word ,,ding dong" meaning penis. When you are dinging the dong, you are just masturbating.
Dood1: My bitch dang my dong yesterday
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.
The PG word for sex. “Ding-dong” is for dick, while “kitty” is for pussy.
“Yo! I just had sex!”
“Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”
A nigga ding dong is a BBC, big black cock. The word is used whenever a white person either is afraid or doesn't want to seem like a racist towards the slaves.
That slave has a big nigga ding dong
A bisexual man with an unclean penis.
did you see Dirty Dong Byczek? He took on the Italian stallion.
1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.
2: Slang for a homosexual
Evan: "dude curtis ur such a dong funnel!"
Curtis: " come on evan only ryan is that!"
Ricky Dong : "Hey mate what's up?"
Mickey Schlong: "How was last night with Dora?"
Just like it says, it's a sack full of satanic dildo'S
I smacked johnny in the face with a Sack of satan dongs