1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.
2: Slang for a homosexual
Evan: "dude curtis ur such a dong funnel!"
Curtis: " come on evan only ryan is that!"
Ricky Dong : "Hey mate what's up?"
Mickey Schlong: "How was last night with Dora?"
Just like it says, it's a sack full of satanic dildo'S
I smacked johnny in the face with a Sack of satan dongs
A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
Playing dance dance revolution too much.
I plopped my dong, now im tired.
Known as the most perfect human on earth and has the most perfect body.
“Wow! Dong Yi is the most perfect beautiful human on earth!”
Principled, efficacious person who keeps his hair short to one side with high standards of ethics. He strives to put his best in whatever he does and loves using his ipad to study. He wears socks and shorts of different colours to express his male dominance. He gets girls everywhere he goes. A man of high standards and treats his multiple women with high regard.
Mary: Goddang Dong Yi you’re one sexy beast… wish I could have you by my side!