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A species of overly-dramatic individuals who put average douches to shame. They travel in packs, because they can't be separated for long, or else their genitals will explode from pent-up urges that they let out upon one another. They only qualify as an "ensemble" since, despite copious amounts of backstabbing and selling their souls to the arts, they have no natural talent. They are very fortunate that their dedication got them into an ensemble (even if it was self-created) at all.
They choose new mates every other week, picking said mates by determining who is wearing the most cheap body spray, and who can kiss the most asses in a single day.
"Man, look at the douche ensemble... Are those two glued together at the dick?"
"Naw, they don't have enough there to put glue on."
Uncommonly used as an insult.
One who is utterly equal to a piece of cloth used to wipe up a vaginal cleansing stream.
Stop it boy, your being a damn douche whap.
A person that is a total ass all day, everyday. Has no consideration of anyone but him/herself. Can be seen douching around night clubs, spitting their nasty chewed gum onto the sidewalk outside of a nursing home, or dropping rusty nails into the sand of a local beach.
Orginally said by Ian Hecox, part of "Smosh".
Sy.
Asshole, douchebag, asswipe, dickhead, highschool football player
Ant.
Kind, decent, considerate, caring, Chuck Norris
Releated Words:
Douchebag, asshole, dickhead hipster bitch assface
Person 1. "Did you see that ass with his bare feet on the table at Starbucks?"
Person 2. "Yeah. What a douche puncher."
An arrogant son of a bitch with no conscience that would screw over his own children just to get his rocks off.
Pat is such a cheese douche. He banged a hooker instead of going to his daughter's ballet recital and ended up with a drippy, maggot infested, oozing, gapping sore on his schlong.
A person who is acting like both a douche bag and a bitch at the same time; a stupid asshole.
Did John just call Cathy a Douche Bitch?
Douche Bagged
(Adj.) Douche Bagged: When some one acts like a complete Douche Bag to you for no apparent reason.
When you try to hold a serious conversation, and the other conversationalist is totally opposing.
(guy1)Hey bro I was thinking about joining the army!
(guy2)You're all hot to join after I did, why is that? Don't you have a mind of your own?
(guy)I just lost everything!
(guy2)Well aren't you just a pessimistic martyr!
(guy1 to himself)Man! I just totally got Douche Bagged!
A douche stache is that half-grown in mustache that guys attain usually in junior high or highschool, although it is not limited to this timeframe. Those with a douche stache often try to grow it out, to no real results. These people often give off a vibe of "Yeah, that's right. You see this stache. You WISH you were cool enough to have this stache." But everyone sees them and really thinks "Wow. That mustache is gross. What a douche..."
that one random teen guy you knew in highschool with the slightly faded mustache aka the douche stache