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A teacher who doesn't know what the HELL he/she is talking about. Makes the students do all the work (aka busy work) since he/she is fucking clueless about the entire field of study.
However, even though he/she cannot teach, he/she is a wonderful person. Super nice.
Person 1: "Our teacher can't teach at ALL!!!"
Person 2: "Yeah, but she is sooo nice. She even helped me fix my flat tire!!!"
Person 1: "Hmmmm...terrible teacher but wonderful lady...she must be a dr eddie!"
A Doctor who enjoys caring for patients that take loads of “Damn stinkies”.
“My doctor got so excited when I said I had problems with taking damn stinkies, and he got really happy. He’s such a Dr. Sturgis”
A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students
Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"
Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.
Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"
a disorder associated with being obsessed with dr. pepper. Symptoms include : Drinking it all the time and always talking about it
“I have dr pepper disorder”
“Whats that?”
“Being obsessed with dr pepper. I cant live without it”
“It is the best drink ever”
“I know”
A person who pulls more chicks then they can handle while still being a dick to all but one of them
Ugh, Jeffery is being sutch a dr Fred right now
A person who pulls more chicks then they can handle while still being a dick to all but one of them
Ugh, Jeffery is being sutch a dr Fred right now