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Please don't murder hobbo in my game
They ruined my campaign, George, they killed the ally King in the First session, oh god, i don't think i Will ever play a Full dungeons and Dragons campaign
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The act of pissing on someone's face after consuming a large amount of tabasco.
Timmy gave a dragon shower to lisa last week, she couldn't see a thing for days
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A type of boat invented by the Japanese in the 1800's, now a days people use dragon boats for racing and raising money for a cause or just for simply fun. The most notable Dragon Boater Is Orgo Curry.
The Dragon Boat Was Very Big
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When the man cums in the girl's ear and the cum stays there for weeks becoming one with her ears and fertilising with the pinna and becoming a solid block, preventing the ear drums to vibrate.
"She asked me to cum in her ears and now she's a deaf dragon, never again."
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A person, typically female, who possesses the unique and inherent prowess of make a man and his shlong fall helplessly and hopelessly victim. To *tame* the beast.
It’s said the legendary ancient dragon tamers could domesticate a wang with a single look.
“Yo niqqa don’t let that bitch go. She’s a real dragon tamer!”
“Word? Shit. Brb gonna buss’ a nut.”
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What your few friends killed without you.
"We killed the ender dragon without you."
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An act of oral sex where the giver puts a 9 volt battery to the receivers wet genitals while their eyes are closed.
Friend: what's that beeping noise?
guy: it's my smoke detector
Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.
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