A person with a couple of extra pounds
"I know she's not fat fat, yeah, but she's definately 'Vogue fat'"
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A beefy, muscular guy that looks kinda fat but still doable.
I'd so have sex with that muscle fats.
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When someone is in "decent" shape while unofficially seeing someone and once the relationship becomes official they gain a shit ton of weight. The other person is then trapped in this new relationship with the newly fat fatty.
Omg did you see how Mikah fat-trapped Sarah into that relationship. The most brutal fat-trapping I have ever seen. Once they started dating he gained 70lbs!!
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To slow poke around, to move slowly like a fat ass, or to drive slow on the freeway. ALso means to talk to someone.
Stop fat assin' around, I need to get home.
Man 1: *phone rings* Hi baby, im sitting here fat assin with Bruce, let me call you back.
Woman on phone: "Huh????"
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The ice cream delight known as fat boys...
Shit, get me a fat beezy out of the freezer
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In COD MW2 a person gets this by being so bad at the game that they simply stay in one spot and get kills.
That guy in the corner over there is really abusing his fat perk, he killed me like 8 times.
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When you're so fat that you're just constantly pissed off at the world
"...geez that guy over there eating a Big Mac wrapped inside of a Taco Bell chalupa is a real jerk"
"Nah...he just has fat aggression"
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