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A woman who refuses to watch her children because she doesn't feel like she has to. She pawns her kids off on any unsuspecting grandma, aunt and uncle around to get out of her parental duties. Will completely ignore her child and it's safety unless someone points it out to her or if she thinks she can get Facebook likes from their pain. Will post an ugly duck faced picture with their kids every other day to make it seem like she actually spends time with them.
She's such a Facebook mom. Her skids get hurt because she won't watch them and she posts about the " accident" on Facebook.
Why is she letting her kid eat cat shit? OOh she's a Facebook mom she'll post about it in an hour.
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Someone who stocks up on an abnormally large amount of friends on facebook for the purpose of stalking.
Gack, the facebook stocker is stocking up on more victims again for him to stalk.
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a person you would have absolutely no contact with if it wasn't for facebook.
Facebook friend
Person 1: I saw your friends with Mary Jane on Facebook, how do you know her?
Person 2: Oh, She's just my friends' brothers' friends' cousins' old class mate.
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Friends on Facebook that do such stupid things you just want to rub it in their faces extremely hard.
Facebook Nub 1: What is Pottermore?
Facebook Nub 2: I don't know lol look in the dictionary.
Me: Google it you fucking idiots.
*My comment gets removed*
Me: Oh, yay, my comment is removed because it made you look stupid.
Greasemonkey:*Facebook Nub 1&2 has removed you from their friends list.*
Me: Dumbass Facebook Nubs.
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When you talk to a friend on Facebook through messages, usually of the opposite sex, acting as though you're together even though you're both in relationships. Something to do for fun.
"Hey Kate who are you talking to?"
"Oh, just my Facebook Boo"
"Your who? Aren't you with Derek?"
"Yea, this is just a friend I call my Facebook Boo because we talk in messages playing around."
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When a person want's to appear to other people as if they have a life when in all reality they're simply seeing attention and haven't quite figured out how to be interesting enough to do it for real.
Status Update: Jennifer
Hanging out with some friends — with Melissa and Jason at The St. Bar.
Comments:
Jason: I so needed this. Thank you girls so much. I love you all.
9 minutes ago · Like
Jennifer: Jason I will always be here no matter what comes in our life. I know you are hurting and I wish I could take the pain away! Love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · Like
Anita: Aren't you guys sitting across the bar from each other? You're just facebook showboating.
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A person who acts tough on Facebook but would never confront you or say the same nasty comments to your face because they are too chicken to be real with you in person versus hiding like a pussy behind the computer screen.
Facebook Gangster / Everyone knows one!
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