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name for crushed salvia divinorum leaves, for both its texture and smell.
This stuff smells like fish food.
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this is such a delicious meal. i'm looking forward to the next chapter. thank you for the food!
If your looking to get pissed but underage. Hop on your local train down to Hertford and I can promise you, you will get served. If your a girl, the trick is to lean over the till so they can see your cleavage but on the other hand if your a boy your gonna need to look the bollocks as they priorities the girls tits over the bullshit story you’ll say. Make sure you’ve got the buzz cut followed up by a bulky silver chain.
How to get served at Hertford food and wine
Girl: Hello can I have a £5.29 bottle of Smirnoff
Shop owner: I need to see id
Girl: (leaning over the counter with her tits highly viewable), your looking good today
When you get tied down by Hot Asian Chicks (or HAC), stripped of your clothing and sprinkled with their cooking, which may or may not in fact be delicious.
Since the HAC will be eating it themselves without hands, one generally doesn't care too much.
"Hey John, I hear you were miss Lee's food test victim last night. How was the cooking?"
John, with eyes glazed over: "Dunno."
Food court gangsters are those children whose parents never loved them. They are usually of white descent, but this is not an exclusive trait. The term can be used loosely, as not all Food court gangsters "post up" in mall food courts. You can find them at the local Wal-Mart, movie theater, skate park, and even at ski resorts.
These kids have most likely never been to the hood, and if they have, it was only when passing through on the way home from summer camp. They learn how to dress from all the rap videos they view on MTV and other various "music" television stations. The typical Food Court Gangster will always be with his "posse" and will be wearing an oversized pair of flashy Skullcandys around his neck, pumping the "fattest beats" from his favorite underground rap artist.
Example 1)
Food court Gangster #1 - "Yo B we gonna post up at Tuttle Mall fo a minute, you down to rep?"
FCG #2 - "Yeaaaahhh dawg, we'll hit up Sbarro and get our grub on! Uhhhhhhh!"
Example 2)
Two FCG's approach each other in Wal-Mart.
"Yo you get dem GROCERIES nigga?!?!??!"
"Yeah fer real dawg, I gots dese Minute Meals 2 fo 1!!!!"
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'Fast food init' is a term used by mainly men in the UK to describe the food being eaten at the time. Often used by teenagers who have low self esteem and poor self-confidence.
"what you got there mate?"
"fast food init"
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The act of visiting a busy fast food outlet, consuming a large quantity of the outlet’s food, waiting at least half and hour for digestion to begin and then stimulating projectile vomiting via physical or chemical means, in full view of patrons (preferably children). The act is considered even more dramatic when the ‘terrorist’ perpetrates this from outside the venue onto a glass window, thereby ensuring a maximum number of patrons witness the presentation some of the menu items in unconventional form. It also gives the ‘terrorist’ the opportunity to escape.
Fight the corporate fast food companies killing you slowly. Show the uneducated what they are really eating. Fast Food Terrorism.
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