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Golden seed

Goldman's seed he plants in his victims wombs. Ex. Niorina.

Niorina: omg goldman just planted his golden seed in mah WOMB! NOW IM GONNA HAVE A PLANTY ASS CRIPPLED ASS BABY

by Nior's Sister FAITH July 13, 2018

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Golden Oreoed

When three white people have a threesome, different from being oreo cookied.

I want to be golden oreoed by those two guys, they are fiiiiiiiiiiiine.

by FancyNance August 29, 2011

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Golden Ass

Golden Ass is the name of the punishment that can be applied to any football game played at a park. Whoever loses must pull his underwear down and bending over, he tucks his balls through his legs in the line of sight of the winners who proceed to kick the football as hard as they can at the exposed Crown Jewels of the loser.

β€˜Golden Ass,’ however, is where the loser pulls his underwear down and bending over, he tucks his balls through his legs in the line of sight of the kick takers.

- Man I’ve never seen someone react like that to losing a game of Golden Ass! What a fucking pussy bro!

- Watch and learn boys I’m gonna burst this pussy’s balls by help me God.

- Please fellas are you sure this isn’t gonna hurt?

- Shut up you miserable piece of shit, say good bye to your balls bitch! The sun shines high on this beautiful ball bursting day. Let’s hope they’re as golden inside as people say they are!

by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019

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Golden Rough

The dry crust of urine found on someones face (often beard) the morning after drinking or bathing in another persons urine.

"I had some serious golden rough after that fetish orgy last night."

by Master L P F September 4, 2012

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Golden Paradise

Better known as a corn dog, a delicious lunch food consisting of a hotdog coated in corn batter and fried.

(lunch time at an east coast public highschool"

Joan: swank! I got a Golden Paradise for lunch!
Sam: Lame -- that corn dog will kill you.

by Artful Dodger8398234 April 19, 2007

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Golden bat

The bat your wife keeps deep in the back of the closet,when you come back home after being caught cheating,she will take it out from time to time and beat you with it,this life of bat is intefinate

A magical bat you wife takes out at any time to beat you over past actions, Hence the golden bat

by the man who gets the bat March 6, 2014

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Golden Parachute

When your boy friend pisses on your umbrella and you jump off the roof with it on to a massive dildo.

Dave didn't make it to the golf tournament today, he suffered a broken leg from performing a Golden Parachute last night.

by MeanJoeGreen1979 June 13, 2015

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