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A stupid thing boys say in early elementary school that has no real purpose. Kid A will tag kid B, and then as kid A is running away as fast as possible, he will yell "got you last no returns!" which means that kid B is tagged, and can't tag kid A back. Kid B will say to himself "darn!" but that is about the extent of its impact on his life.
Sometimes kid B will try to tag kid A back, before kid A can say "got you last no returns," but kid A is prepared for this, and will jump backwards so as to be out of kid B's reach.
Again, none of this has any real purpose, because it is not in the context of a game of tag; it is just random.
As we were passing the other second grade class, two boys from the other line ran through our entire line tagging everyone saying "got you last no returns" to each of us, as fast as they could.
Four years later, the same two boys still had not gotten over the fascination of got you last no returns, and as one of them was passing by me, he tagged me... but, not thinking, he accidently tagged my chest. I think this surprised both of us, because he ran away even faster than usual.
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Prevalent in all the world, the survival instinct that is within all creatures is amplified into an urge to conquer, and/or destroy anyone and everyone to achieve one's goals, long and short-term.
This behavior is counteractive to any group or gathering that requires individuals to work together or be of like mind to have success in it's collective endeavors.
I Got Mine Theory Example #1
Typical Union Guy: Listen up Kid...You need to learn to shop the jobsite.
Green Union Apprentice: What's that?
Typical Union Guy: You see that pallet of scrap copper over there? I'm coming back after shift change to get that off the jobsite.
Green Union Apprentice: But if you do that won't it prompt the company to start searching us coming and going, drive up job costs for extra security due to theft and generally make us look bad as union craftsmen?
Typical Union Guy: F**k Em'.....I got mine.
I Got Mine Theory Example #2
Green Union Apprentice: If we weld all this solid won't it make it harder for the next guy to work in here?
Typical Union Guy: F**k Em'.....I got mine.
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When you are up late at night and become to get hungry.
Eddie: I have to finish my Science paper but I've got the case of the munchies.
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A phrase used by north american african tribes to describe that they have diabetes.
I can't eat that piece of cake, I got sugar.
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When shit gets grubby. Usually happens while having a casual conversation then stepping in/spilling something really grubby.
Bob: Dude whatsup
Mike: Not much
Bob: Dude watchout
mike steps in a pile of dog shit
Mike: DUDE
random guy: SHIT JUST GOT GRUBBY
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Tim: "Derek, you're right, you've got the squid by the throat there."
Derek: "Man that shit is good"
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