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the great distractor

Why the internet of course! Why even consider addressing your problems when you have a gazillion reasons right at your fingertips to not think about them. I was certainly not going to call it the great babysitter...

Peyton thought about the poor state of her relationships, finances, mental health, achievements, and future and within a keystroke the great distractor was informing her on recipes for a beach body, celebrities sharing political opinions, cats doing ballet, 10 ways to financial freedom, and how not to die while travelling abroad. Almost five hours later Peyton began to appreciate that she would never have to worry or try again in her entire life due to the internet's existence.

by von groovy July 10, 2024


half-great-great-great-granduncle

Great-great-great-grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-great-great-granduncle is a good person.

by Seo48787 October 28, 2021


great-great-great-great-grandmother

Great-great-great-grandparent's mother.

My great-great-great-great-grandmother is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019


great-great-great-great-grandmother

Great-great-great-grandparent's mother.

great-great-great-great-grandmother

by Simaduria July 27, 2024


half-great-great-great-aunt

Great-great-grandparent's half-sister.

half-great-great-great-aunt.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024


half-great-great-great-aunt

Great-great-grandparent's half-sister.

My half-great-great-great-aunt is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019


Great Sacandaga Lake, Ny

A large lake that once beautiful but turned to shit when towns were built around it. People often shit their pants at the site of it. That’s how much garbage is in there.

Jimmy went swimming in the Great Sacandaga Lake, Ny and drowned.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 29, 2022